“What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”

"Sounds like a good deal to me!  Where do I sign the papers?"

The MAYAN CALENDAR predicts the world will end in the year 2012.  That seems to be overly optimistic!  I think it may end by 12:20 p.m. tomorrow afternoon!

In this book, I will reveal specific signs of the APOCALYPSE! 

How the world is going to end!  Like the GIANT COCKROACHES and evil computer people taking over the world!

I will teach you HOW TO MAKE MONEY and put together your own personal militia so you can become king of your neighborhood!

How to Be PREPARED!  What SUPPLIES you will need and how to HIDE and keep all the COOKIES FOR YOURSELF!

HOW to SURVIVE after the End of the World! From starting fires to escaping the wrath of wild angry BEARS!

Little known secrets about eating well at the end of the world.  Like  BREAKFAST is the most important meal of the day. So when civilization ends, eat DIRT in the morning rather than Late at night.  IT’S LESS FATTENING!

Original Recipes for Lizards and insects, yummy!

How to work with the animal Kingdom!  How your PET SNAIL, dog or shark could save your Life in time of disaster! 

How to practice your LOOTING SKILLS now for efficient looting later!  You’ll learn how to make friends with the cockroaches now so they can save your life later!  Learn to SURF THE GREAT TSUNAMIS and FLY with the TORNADOS or go sightseeing among the ruins!  All this and more in this EXCITING book that can make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams (maybe by cockroach farming!) as the rest of the world crumbles!